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Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.18 03:39:00 -
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The BURN EDEN - Campaign Report (18/4/10) was not my first choice for the title, but is the most flame adverse title I could come up with. Some of the titles I wanted to use were 1) WTF is wrong with you people! 2) UDIE vs the combined forces of utter worthlessness. 3) Jesus Christ on a bike you guise suck!
I have derived the following stats from the least biased source of kill stats regarding this war (that i could find) http://www.northern-crusade.com/ and our own killboard campaign stats (sorry guise, its password protected "sekrit wimmenz bizzniss")
NC Pilots 28,704 (52% of the pilots involved in this war) NC Kills 11,120 (39.7% of total kills in this war)
Crusader Pilots 26,451 (47.9% of the pilots involved in this war) Crusader Kills 15,164 (54.1% of total kills in this war)
BURN EDEN Pilots 33 (.0059% of the pilots involved in this war) BURN EDEN Kills 1726 (6.2% of total kills in this war)
What I have learnt from this campaign: NC are terrible. Crusaders are not quite as terrible as the NC. BURN EDEN are quite awesome.
Luv Pooks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.18 03:45:00 -
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Originally by: Kalanar Confirming that BURN EDEN is almost as great of a fighting force as EVE University. Keep it up guys and one day you will be up there with the best!!!!!!1one
eve university actually leave highsec? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.18 03:56:00 -
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Originally by: dastommy79 someone post the wraithstorm soundboard with the evil pookie quote on it
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/kay-kun/wraithstorm_soundboard.swf http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.18 04:15:00 -
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Originally by: dastommy79 the plan was my favorite.
if you have a spy BURN EDEN is my favorite http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.18 05:29:00 -
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Originally by: Armadaus Baldwin STFU! Happy Pooks?
c senior http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.18 07:51:00 -
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Originally by: Johnny thorir we realy dont care
you cared enough to post a reply? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.18 10:08:00 -
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Originally by: SFX Bladerunner
Originally by: Evil Pookie The BURN EDEN - Campaign Report (18/4/10) was not my first choice for the title, but is the most flame adverse title I could come up with. Some of the titles I wanted to use were 1) WTF is wrong with you people! 2) UDIE vs the combined forces of utter worthlessness. 3) Jesus Christ on a bike you guise suck!
I have derived the following stats from the least biased source of kill stats regarding this war (that i could find) http://www.northern-crusade.com/ and our own killboard campaign stats (sorry guise, its password protected "sekrit wimmenz bizzniss")
NC Pilots 28,704 (52% of the pilots involved in this war) NC Kills 11,120 (39.7% of total kills in this war)
Crusader Pilots 26,451 (47.9% of the pilots involved in this war) Crusader Kills 15,164 (54.1% of total kills in this war)
BURN EDEN Pilots 33 (.0059% of the pilots involved in this war) BURN EDEN Kills 1726 (6.2% of total kills in this war)
What I have learnt from this campaign: NC are terrible. Crusaders are not quite as terrible as the NC. BURN EDEN are quite awesome.
Luv Pooks
A few burn eden pilots tagging along in big ass fleets hoarding killmails != l33t pvp. I hope you realise that one kill is still one kill, regardless of wether 1 or 100 of your corp members were involved.
Get a clue.
you really are quite dull..... that said you should know that we did not tag along with anyone. we went deep into nc space and camped their staging areas. often engaging with less than 5 pilots with 200+ in local.
your inability to grasp our tactical abilities and reproduce our results does not mean that we must have cheated. the reality is that we are just that much better than you at this game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.18 10:21:00 -
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Originally by: Nemtar Nataal Lol Pookie Hope you are having fun, and ofc its alwayes easier to get kills when everyone is Red (Red Empire anyone) :)
Give Ghost a kick from me...
I have a better idea. You can have ghost back.... tbh anyone that gets ganked in a curse by a iteron 5 needs to be shunned.....
ohh and whilst we do not have any blues, we are only shooting the NC. Like I have said numerous times before, if the NC gave me docking rights I would gladly shoot the crusaders.
BURN EDEN has just as many available targets to shoot as the crusaders, it is just that we have a gank ethic that can not be reproduced by anyone else in eve.
just think, if the nc or the crusaders were capable of generating as many kills per pilot as BURN EDEN, the NC would have gotten 1,501,306 kills in this campaign and the crusaders 1,383,387 kills in the same period
for every member in BURN EDEN we managed to generate 53 kills. NC .387 kills per member and the crusaders .574 kills per member.
AND DON'T START ME ON KILL/DEATH RATIOS!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.18 10:26:00 -
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Originally by: LoveKebab <3 Burn Eden \o/
hai five! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.18 10:42:00 -
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Originally by: SFX Bladerunner
Originally by: Evil Pookie
Originally by: SFX Bladerunner
Originally by: Evil Pookie The BURN EDEN - Campaign Report (18/4/10) was not my first choice for the title, but is the most flame adverse title I could come up with. Some of the titles I wanted to use were 1) WTF is wrong with you people! 2) UDIE vs the combined forces of utter worthlessness. 3) Jesus Christ on a bike you guise suck!
I have derived the following stats from the least biased source of kill stats regarding this war (that i could find) http://www.northern-crusade.com/ and our own killboard campaign stats (sorry guise, its password protected "sekrit wimmenz bizzniss")
NC Pilots 28,704 (52% of the pilots involved in this war) NC Kills 11,120 (39.7% of total kills in this war)
Crusader Pilots 26,451 (47.9% of the pilots involved in this war) Crusader Kills 15,164 (54.1% of total kills in this war)
BURN EDEN Pilots 33 (.0059% of the pilots involved in this war) BURN EDEN Kills 1726 (6.2% of total kills in this war)
What I have learnt from this campaign: NC are terrible. Crusaders are not quite as terrible as the NC. BURN EDEN are quite awesome.
Luv Pooks
A few burn eden pilots tagging along in big ass fleets hoarding killmails != l33t pvp. I hope you realise that one kill is still one kill, regardless of wether 1 or 100 of your corp members were involved.
Get a clue.
you really are quite dull..... that said you should know that we did not tag along with anyone. we went deep into nc space and camped their staging areas. often engaging with less than 5 pilots with 200+ in local.
your inability to grasp our tactical abilities and reproduce our results does not mean that we must have cheated. the reality is that we are just that much better than you at this game.
me != part of NC Please do not assume everyone is either on your side or on that of the enemy.
If what you say is true (but I doubt it), then GG to you and mad props and all that. That still doesn't change the fact though that you are nothing but a bragging trolling monkey that has posted 9 out of 22 posts in this thread.
My previous statement still stands, and in case you have forgotten what it was, here it is again:
Get a clue.
let me get this right..... you have a grand total of 512 kills and you are questioning my pvp abilities? seriously sunshine, you are the one that needs a clue. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
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Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.18 11:17:00 -
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Originally by: Gnaarzuk I, too, brag about sniping mass cynofrigs in unprobeable snipers
UMAD? out of 1700+ kills only 120 were frigs, but don't let facts get in the way of a good story bro! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.18 21:08:00 -
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Originally by: Jimmi Bones Edited by: Jimmi Bones on 18/04/2010 19:10:10 Hey look its evil pookie
http://clownpunchers.net/2010/02/bozokast-special-edition-evil-pookie-interview/ :homer:
I especially like the way clown punchers disbanded 6 weeks after that 'interview'. would have been nice to arsegape them like we are doing to the nc. but meh. talking the talk is easy, walking the walk is a completely different story.
"your a corp of individuals, we are a corp of team players...... disbands corp...... wot?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.19 07:11:00 -
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Originally by: Meowtiger Edited by: Meowtiger on 19/04/2010 05:45:42 "when we have been around for 6 years they will know bozo! they wont remember burn eden! youll be gone by then. because you're worthless."
also i dont mean to burst anyones bubble here, but the last 2 years have exponentially increased in the ammount of isk killed. theres a bunch of corps running around whoring titan mails and cap fleet mails from coalitions. so isk killed really means nothing anymore so long as you are in a massive coalition.
giggle 'We Form Bumtron!' giggle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.19 09:46:00 -
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Originally by: Sionn Klorgh Edited by: Sionn Klorgh on 19/04/2010 09:31:08
Quote: I especially like the way clown punchers disbanded 6 weeks after that 'interview'. would have been nice to arsegape them like we are doing to the nc. but meh. talking the talk is easy, walking the walk is a completely different story.
"your a corp of individuals, we are a corp of team players...... disbands corp...... wot?"Rolling Eyes
Decided to visit the clown website and I love how they spent the time to explain to everyone they were not a bunch of immature kids contrary to widely held opinion (that's the paragraph after the peanut butter mother licking dog).
Just remember pookie, in 4 years time, your dying corp will be eclipsed by the leadership that is the clowns.
^^this makes me a sad panda.... Can I still haz monument in Jita? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.19 23:52:00 -
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1835 kills 25 losses http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.20 05:17:00 -
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Originally by: THEDON1 4) You will always be the biggest stab *****s in game FACT. 5) neutral arazu with 10 black ops for one bs kill is so awesome. you guys are the best
bitter much? black ops was so 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.20 23:52:00 -
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Originally by: FellRaven Edited by: FellRaven on 20/04/2010 22:08:10
Originally by: SATAN
I think you need to get the NC propaganda out of your head.
Last time UDIE was in the north we were in Tri.
1) Vale fell to TRI and TRI alone in about 2 weeks, this was while the entire NC was trying to stop us. 2) NC S.O.S everyone they can Goons, PL, TCF, KIA(lol), drone region rejects, etc, etc... And you still fail to take vale away from us. Even though you are bringing 2-3 fleets on a daily basis which outnumbered us 3-4:1 constantly.
At the end of the day it took blatant lies, from your leaders to give them back Vale(cause we didn't want it). We were even nice enough to remove all the towers for you except for 1 or 2 lazy people. We didn't even loose 1 ship defending the space cause we were up north killing Goodfellas.
Now you may want to re write your history books, cause what you seem to think happened never did. The only thing that the old TRI ever lost to was them selves, and to Angel she ate all their food and killed them from mall nutrition.
Well I don't know the politics of this or what went on behind close doors, so maybe I am wrong but I thought you attacked Vale while the NC was fighting on another major front, when NC came back we had a few good fights in which you died the same as any other Fleet member all be it in more style with better fitted ships.
I don't think you can compare your patient waiting games with Alliance Warfare, I think you are probably the best at what you do and hats off to you, you have been very inventive:
- Nano Sniping Raven
Covert Hot Dropping Redeemers Cloaking Nullified Sniping Tengus Un-scannable Macheriels Deep Safe Spotted MOMs with fighter assigned Dramiels and Daredevils
The problem is all this phoney chest beating undermines what you have actually achieved, everyone knows that your tacklers are always from NPC or Alt corps so as their losses won't show up.
By the way I seem to remember the TRI you were in was made up of some old TRI, Exceed and Yourselves.
Anyway look forward to seeing you in the Alliance Tournament.
Edit: Been back and Checked the Killboards you attacked Hydra in Vale while BoB was attacking NC.
your utter worthlessness is only surpassed by your self delusion.
1) Nowhere in that initial post did I mention losses. Your "OHHNOES MY K/D RATIOS!!!11!!!" only confirms your inability to form your own opinions and rely on rumors and stale invalid arguments created by dolts many many years ago and regurgitated by unimaginative morons like yourself.
2) of the 25 losses that I mentioned on page 2, 8 of them are actually BURN EDEN pilot losses, the rest are out of corp alt losses. And of the 8 actuall BURN EDEN losses 3 of them are capsules that did not make it out. So congratulations on actually killing 5 BURN EDEN ships. You really should be proud of that. no seriously!
Your utter worthlessness and self delusion are living proof that sometimes it is better to keep your mouth shut and appear ignorant than open it and remove all doubt. |
Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.22 06:06:00 -
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Originally by: Elite28 Edited by: Elite28 on 22/04/2010 05:27:15
Originally by: heavensfire Stats are cool, but the fun we are having is priceless...
You have never posted in caod before... don't start getting into it now. You will hate yourself later for it.
Self-loathing in BURN EDEN is pretty much par for course. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.22 22:14:00 -
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Edited by: Evil Pookie on 22/04/2010 22:14:37 It loathes me to enable minigit but:
[21:53:17] Minigin > you should point out [21:53:24] Minigin > that vuks story doesnt make sense [21:53:39] Minigin > theres little point to cut a deal that states "tri gives us vale... and thats all" [21:53:43] Minigin > its not really a [21:53:47] Minigin > "deal"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.25 09:04:00 -
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2000 kills vs nc.....
the sooner you give me docking rights the sooner i start shooting the sc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
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Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.25 23:39:00 -
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Originally by: Ghostthor
Originally by: Minigin
Originally by: Ghostthor
Originally by: ElCholo Hello, I'm a Burn Eden fanboy and proud of it.
Satan, can I have your gay love children?
He'll probably say no because he's a prude.
I however will foster your ever need.
-hOr
how many badgers does it take to screw a lightbulb?
i dont know... but lilys managed to kill ghosts curse.
Oh my little green friend if you were just a wee bit sorter you'd make a perfect leprechaun.
Always there when I need some luck, except when I lost my curse.
-hOr
Every thread needs repressed man-love like this..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
Evil Pookie
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2010.04.28 23:05:00 -
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Originally by: Koronos
Originally by: D3rg3
Originally by: Otakanishj
UDIE - apt name as it usually fortells their fate.
you may want to ask scooter how your alliance feels about udie before you stick your foot in your mouth
umm, you misunderstood his post m8. By "their" he means the people in Burn Eden's crosshairs, not Burn Eden.
he is belgian and quite dull, ignore him, its what i do http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrN-Rv2VEs |
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